英國許多大學里提供的專業語言課程急劇下降，正好促使像谷歌翻譯這樣免費翻譯軟件的崛起，畢竟，人們不愿意花費幾年時間去學習那些能用谷歌軟件交流的第二語言，比如當你可以用手機點餐："CAN I HAVE SOME CHIPS?"完全不用面對不懂葡萄服務員的失望招手說："POSSO TER UM POUCO CHIPS?"
1、 谷歌在線翻譯只能在有網的時候工作，如果你沒有認真的學習一門語言，不管你有沒有在大學里溫習，你能跟一個法國人交流僅僅是在線上， 在脫機狀態下，你極有可能寸步難行。
9、 法語"Se taper le cul par terre"指的是哄然大笑。而按照谷歌翻譯，它的意思是屁股磕地。由此可見，逐字翻譯會引起極大誤解。
The number of British universities offering specialist modern-language courses is in sharp decline. Is it possible that this collapse might be partly down to the rise of free software such as Google Translate? After all, why waste several years of your life perfecting every last conversational nuance of a second language when you can listlessly prod "CAN I HAVE SOME CHIPS?" on to your phone and then wave a screen reading "POSSO TER UM POUCO CHIPS?" in the face of a disappointed Portuguese waiter?
Obviously, this is terribly misguided. Google Translate will never be any substitute for learning a foreign language, and here's why:
1 Google Translate is only good when there's internet. Without seriously learning a language, all you could say to a French person offline is whatever you memorised at school. In my case this would amount to "bank", "swimming pool" and "Hello my name is Stuart, I am 11 years old".
2 If Google Translate had been responsible for the English version of The Girl From Ipanema (originally, in Portuguese, Garota de Ipanema), Frank Sinatra would have had to croon "Girl in the golden body, sun From Ipanema, The It swung its more than a poem", which doesn't really scan as well.
3 If everybody relied on Google Translate, exchange trips would become a thing of the past. You'd miss that mutely chainsmoking 14-year-old Belgian boy with a full beard who glowers at you from the kitchen table.
4 "Sixty Two" translated into Filipino on Google Translate comes out as the numerals "62". This is clearly no use to anybody.
5 United Nations summits would slow to a crawl, because translators would have to type everything anyone said into the internet to figure out what was going on. The icy silences this would create between delegates would almost definitely result in all-out, planet-ending war.
6 Although Google Translate can teach you foreign swearwords, only a native speaker can show you the proper intonation and the right aggressive hand gestures to accompany them.
7 Even though it has improved a lot over the years, there's still no real guarantee of accuracy. There's still a worry that, if you visited a doctor on holiday with a sore throat and used Google Translate to list your symptoms, he would end up amputating your legs.
8 Who would present Eurovision if everyone used Google Translate? A robot? That would be madness.
9 The French phrase "Se taper le cul par terre" means to laugh uproariously. According to Google Translate, though, it means "Ass banging on the floor". There is literally no end to the disasters that could arise from this misunderstanding.
10 By learning a language, you are guaranteeing yourself a lifetime of being able to walk past Rosetta Stone concessions in shopping centres without feeling like a horrible veiny blob of wasted potential, as I usually do.